Dr. Barbie · Functional Medicine

Foundational Health Panel

The most comprehensive starting point in functional medicine — all in one draw. 117 biomarkers across every major system that drives how you feel, function, and age.

$499 · 117 biomarkers · 25 tests · HSA/FSA eligible
Quest Diagnostics · 2,000+ locations nationwide
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Personally reviewed by Dr. Barbie
Plain-language interpretation
Personalized wellness plan
HSA & FSA eligible
Why this is different

Every result reviewed by Dr. Barbie — personally.

Unlike large functional testing programs where results are reviewed by an unknown provider on a team, you know exactly who is interpreting your labs. This is the panel I wish every new patient could start with — it tells us where you are right now across cardiovascular health, metabolism, hormones, thyroid, nutrients, inflammation, and organ function, so we can build a clear, targeted plan rather than guessing.

What's included

Twenty-five tests. One hundred seventeen biomarkers. The complete picture.

If you've ever wanted a truly complete picture of your health, this is it. Most people have never had a workup like this — covering every major system that drives how you feel, function, and age.

Complete Blood Count (CBC)

Evaluates immune function, anemia, and overall blood health — the foundation of any workup.

Comprehensive Metabolic Panel

Kidney function, liver health, blood sugar, and electrolyte balance all in one.

Advanced Lipid Panel (Cardio IQ)

Particle size, ApoB, and Lipoprotein(a) for true cardiovascular risk assessment — far beyond standard cholesterol.

Hemoglobin A1c & Insulin

Your 3-month blood sugar average plus fasting insulin — the earliest indicator of insulin resistance, often showing up years before diabetes is diagnosed.

hs-CRP & Homocysteine

Two of the most important inflammation and cardiovascular risk markers. Homocysteine also reflects methylation — your body's ability to repair DNA, regulate hormones, and detoxify.

Thyroid Panel — TSH, Free T4, Free T3 & Antibodies

A functional thyroid workup including Hashimoto's antibody testing. Not just TSH — the full picture.

Hormones — Estradiol, Progesterone, Testosterone, DHEA & Cortisol

A comprehensive hormone snapshot covering sex hormones and adrenal function. Essential for understanding energy, mood, libido, weight, and resilience.

Nutrient Panel — Vitamin D, B12, Folate, Magnesium, Zinc, Iron & Ferritin

The most commonly deficient nutrients that drive fatigue, brain fog, mood issues, and immune dysfunction. You cannot feel your best if these are off.

Urinalysis

Kidney function, hydration status, and metabolic markers.

GGT & Uric Acid

Liver stress, alcohol metabolism, and gout/inflammation risk — two markers most panels skip entirely.

After your results

This isn't just a lab result. It's a clinical roadmap.

Who this is for

Anyone who wants to truly understand their baseline health.

Especially if you're experiencing fatigue, brain fog, weight struggles, hormone symptoms, or have never had a comprehensive functional workup. Also the perfect annual panel for anyone committed to proactive, preventive health.

How it works

Simple from start to finish.

1

Order your panel

Click the button below. You'll be taken to Fullscript — the secure platform I use for lab ordering. Enter your email and zip code to confirm a Quest Diagnostics location near you, create a free account if you don't have one, and complete checkout. Takes about two minutes.

2

Get your blood drawn at Quest

With over 2,000 Quest Diagnostics locations nationwide, there's almost certainly one near you. No separate lab appointment needed — walk in at your convenience.

3

Results reviewed personally by Dr. Barbie

Once your results are available, I review every biomarker using functional ranges. You receive plain-language interpretation and a personalized wellness plan — not just a number on a page with no context.

Ready to get started?

The most complete picture of your health available.

117 biomarkers. Personally reviewed. A clear roadmap — not just a result.

Order Your Panel — $499 HSA & FSA eligible · Quest Diagnostics nationwide · Reviewed by Dr. Barbie

Not sure if this is the right panel for you? A 15-minute phone consultation is available for $75 — schedule here.